I lied. I couldn’t write again. I was supposed to be doing this every week, but I have been terrible at it.

This weekend I walked Smurf into Manhattan. We walked across the Manhattan Bridge (not recommended), through Chinatown and down to the Financial District, back across the Brooklyn Bridge and then home.

I have nothing important to say today. I am just going to post a shit load of pictures of Smurf. Enjoy!

Ready to go!

FFS, walk faster, we have shit to do.

Okay, one picture

I said one picture. Let’s fucking go.

One World Trade is not that impressive.

Now where?

Selfies at the Court House! Am I doing it right?

More selfies! Nailed it.

I’m pretty cool looking. Look how cool I am.

Look! I’m a unicorn.

Oh are we done?

Also, because it’s Christmas almost:

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Now I’m all caught up! Stay tuned for more enlightening posts!